1997 Classic: The Patrick Rafter US Open

Why was the sunscreen so thick? Because the Aussie serve-and-volleyed his way to a title and became the coolest guy in New York for a week.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Linux_Kernel_0.103/19/2006 02:50Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Lion_King_Simba11/18/2008 04:36Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Forrest_Gump_Running08/15/2013 01:46Laughing is as laughing does.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette10/04/2015 00:11I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Bill_Nye_Fan03/06/1999 14:06Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut04/29/1996 06:11My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Streamer_Pro_9907/15/2015 20:48Thanks for the donation and the joke!