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2019 Classic: The Patrick Mahomes “MVP” Hangover

Why were the Chiefs still scary? Because Mahomes was throwing passes across his body that made physics professors cry.

Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jimmie Johnson "Hall of Fame"
Why was the #48 car in a museum? Because Jimmie was finally induc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
2025 Classic: The "New" New York Knicks
Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition
In 2016, the impossible didn't just happen once—it became a weekl...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
A man joins a soccer team...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At y...read more »
The Fishing Story
The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it.I went ...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sid_Meier_Fan12/13/1997 04:57Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Seinfeld_George09/26/2007 19:08What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Harry_Potter_Hermione02/22/2006 13:32It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Charlie_Bit_Me09/02/2007 15:54Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/16/2006 22:38Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Rage_Comic_Fan02/14/1998 12:33FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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