1999 Classic: The Palm V Sleekness

Why was the businessman looking so smug? Because his handheld organizer was finally thin enough to fit in his pocket without causing a limp.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

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@ICQ_Master9912/03/2004 04:23Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@SpaceJam_Fan07/20/2002 06:44Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@AskJeeves_Fan11/13/2010 11:25Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink11/22/1998 04:16I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Napoleon_Dyna10/16/1999 03:42Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler09/25/1999 22:00May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Fred_Channel_0612/09/2008 23:38HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Viewer_Number_109/19/2005 00:47First! And it’s funny!