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My doctor’s wrist buzzed. He said, “I have to go, my watch says I’ve been sitting too long… Oh, and your surgery is next.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

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I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

@Flash_Animator06/26/2008 12:55I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Snake_Game_Pro01/02/2010 01:50I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Linux_Distro_User09/19/2001 21:34Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball02/07/1996 06:24Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Steve-O_Wild05/09/2013 13:03Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Flashdance_What02/10/2007 16:15What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Distracted_Boy09/14/1996 15:08Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Terran_Marine11/07/2002 15:26Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Facepalm_Master12/31/2009 02:19I facepalmed and then I laughed.