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My doctor’s phone buzzed. He said, “I have to go, I’ve been nominated for a challenge.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

@Friends_Lover01/14/2010 20:23Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Iron_Man_Tony05/23/2008 08:30I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo05/12/2004 19:36Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Hansel_So_Hot11/26/2007 09:22That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@PopUp_Blocker_X07/15/2003 03:00I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.