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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ...read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2019, we reached the end of an era. The Avengers assembled one...read more »

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? Have you tr...read more »

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? Toucan.read more »

How many sales directors does it take to change a light bulb? Non...read more »

In 1997, the "Information Superhighway" was becoming a crowded fr...read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_Will11/21/2005 19:02Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@WiFi_Zero_One12/31/1998 21:40Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Anchorman_Ron11/13/2007 12:24I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Baxter_The_Dog05/31/2006 19:26Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Scumbag_Steve_X09/28/2004 21:45Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.