I’m “counting” my followers like they’re real friends.
Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
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111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014)
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51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition
In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »
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112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!