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2007 Legacy: The Number

 I’m “counting” my minutes.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The "You" & Twttr Edition (2006)
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2025 Archive: The Sheep
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2025 Legacy: The Project Restore
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch10/25/2012 21:17There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Dark_Knight_Joker10/02/2012 22:27Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Startup_Kid02/28/2012 01:08Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Tank_Operator12/01/2009 04:45Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan10/16/2012 17:10My fist is clenched... with joy!
@ODP_Editor_9909/09/2009 03:52Approved for the Open Directory Project!

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