I’m “counting” my minutes.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!