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2019 Legacy: The “No Collusion, No Obstruction” Mantra

Why did the President repeat it 5,000 times? Because in 2019, if you don’t turn your legal defense into a catchy slogan, are you even a politician?

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict06/04/1997 02:50LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@BBS_Veteran11/01/2012 02:52Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@CoolSkater9810/13/2012 12:52Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Harry_Potter_0111/17/2009 01:34Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Rewritable_CD09/15/1996 06:45I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Napster_Search04/22/1996 00:44Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Success_Kid_Win02/16/2010 16:21Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

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