Why did the President repeat it 5,000 times? Because in 2019, if you don’t turn your legal defense into a catchy slogan, are you even a politician?
Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.