2015 Vintage: The “Night Vision” White Phosphor

Why the switch from green? Because seeing the war in “Black and White” makes it feel more like a movie and less like a headache.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »

In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »

Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »

Why the noise? To remind everyone that the "Big Sticks" are still...read more »

Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »

In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »

Why the 24/7 training? Because in 2025, your "Smart Watch" is a p...read more »

Why the 12K upgrade? To see if the enemy soldier is using a "Pro"...read more »

Why the "Pew-Pew" sounds? Because the Air Force realized that if ...read more »

Why did the scanner reject the Lieutenant? Because the AI determi...read more »

In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »

Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »

Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »

Why the panic? Because we realized that "Smart Toasters" in the b...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User03/22/2001 06:37Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Forrest_Gump_Running09/21/2002 23:35Laughing is as laughing does.

@Mocking_Sponge06/09/2009 08:20mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Guestbook_Signer12/28/2001 19:45Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Clans_Leader_9908/29/2002 16:40Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@StrongBad_Mail03/05/1996 02:38I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Llamas_With_Hats08/18/2006 06:33Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!