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2012 Archive: The New Year Toast

 Why did we drink “Kale Juice”? Because 2012 was the year “Superfoods” invaded the corporate culture.

Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Vintage: The Laptop "Quantum" Hype
 Why was the tech guy pointing at a box? "It’s a qubit! It’s both...read more »
82 Office Groaners: The 2007 "iPhone & The Ribbon" Edition
Welcome to 2007 – the year Steve Jobs changed the world with the&...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 "Agent" Promotion
 Why did the bot get the corner office? Because it doesn't need c...read more »
The HR Manual
Reading the fine print of your employment contract.According to t...read more »
80 Office Groaners: The 2012 "Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style" Edition
Welcome to 2012 – the year we were all supposed to perish accordi...read more »
71 Office Groaners: The 2018 "GDPR & Fortnite" Edition
Welcome to 2018 – the year your inbox died a slow death from thou...read more »
The Performance Review
The annual tradition of pretending we both know what my job title...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2004 "RAZR & Gmail Invitations" Edition
Welcome to 2004 – the year the office became a hunt for a Gm...read more »
2025 Archive: The Microsoft "Recall" 2.0
 Why is the IT guy happy? Because the computer now records everyt...read more »
66 Office Groaners: The 2003 "Finding Nemo & MySpace" Edition
Welcome to 2003 – the year we all started saying "Just keep swimm...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The LinkedIn "AI-First" Recruiter
 Why did the bot reject the candidate? "Your resume was too perfe...read more »
81 Office Groaners: The 2025 "Project Restore" Edition
Welcome to 2025 – the year of The Agentic Workforce, where y...read more »
61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year Windows 98 debuted with a fa...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Prompt" Burnout
 Why was the designer on medical leave? He has "Prompt Fatigue"—h...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky07/21/1995 18:14I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Blockbuster_Refugee03/07/2009 22:24Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam07/10/2000 09:07I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Tank_Operator08/04/2008 13:10Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Wrestling_Nut09/16/2015 04:54Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@CatDog_Alone04/18/2007 09:39One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Pretty_In_Pink03/05/2004 01:18Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@One_Does_Not_S12/11/1998 09:30One does not simply read one joke.
@Epic_Fail_Guy04/24/2013 16:43This joke is an Epic Win!

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