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2006 Legacy: The Needle

 I’m “pinning” my favorite post.

Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sion_Partier10/13/2010 04:38The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Korn_Follower12/14/2009 04:01Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@DragonBall_Z_G09/01/1999 00:23His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Hamster_Dance_X05/23/2014 00:47Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Construction_Dig07/01/2006 21:36Still digging for more humor!
@Tagged_Network06/13/2000 04:36You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Afk_For_Laughs04/19/2004 21:48Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Captain_Obvious05/29/2010 04:21This is a comment on a funny joke.

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