Why was the 4th so “drunk-dialy”? Because this song made everyone want to call their ex at 1:15 AM to talk about “independence.”
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Vuvuzelas” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I should make a game about this joke.
Tapping my way to a good mood.