Why was it ignored? Because the Academy prefers their violence with a “Best Picture” filter and a lot less neon.
Part of the 31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Boy and the Heron win? Because Hayao Miyazaki is a wi...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Atomic"? Because after Oppenheimer, even the...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
2025 Classic: The Tom Cruise "Stunt" Video
Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Arnold Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito Bit
Why were they there? To remind the "Batman" in the front row (Mic...read more »
2025 Classic: The Conan O’Brien "Red Carpet" Skit
Why was it so funny? Because he treated the A-listers like they w...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2021 “Train Station, Nomadland & The Hopkins Twist” Edition
In 2021, the 93rd Academy Awards looked less like a gala and more...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition
In 2022, the 94th Academy Awards returned to the Dolby Theatre an...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Hans Zimmer win (again)? Because he’s the only man who ca...read more »
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39 Oscars Jokes: The 2010 “Hurt Locker, Avatar & Kathryn’s History” Edition
In 2010, the 82nd Academy Awards were a classic David vs. Goliath...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Director Win
Why did Christopher Nolan win? For proving that you can make a th...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2015 “Birdman, Tightie-Whities & Gaga’s High Notes” Edition
In 2015, the 87th Academy Awards proved that "art" is often just ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pedro Pascal Appearance
Why was he the "Internet’s Daddy" on the carpet? Because in 2025,...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
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This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.