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1999 Legacy: The Napster Queue

 Why was the employee frustrated? He was “99% finished” with a 3MB file for three days.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Forrest_Gump_8805/31/1995 16:33Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Tamagotchi_Sitter01/24/1997 23:03My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Beavis_Butthead07/08/1999 12:39Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Macarena_Dancer03/06/2004 05:29Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@C++_Dev_9808/08/2005 17:57I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Floppy_Fanatic07/10/2009 21:08Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Trainspotting_Rent09/01/2006 14:32Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Goosebumps_Kid12/15/2005 15:16Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Chain_Mail_Hater01/05/1999 19:53I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Grammar_Nazi_9906/14/2003 06:13Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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