1995 Archive: The “Nap” After the BBQ

Why is it mandatory? Because “Liberty” is exhausting, especially after three helpings of potato salad.

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@SoundBlaster_1607/03/1995 09:13I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Dreamcast_Gamer01/03/2009 08:16Thinking is definitely funny today.

@CSS_Master_9905/19/1996 22:36Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Mainframe_Manny02/28/2012 17:05Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Daria_Morg06/07/2011 16:34My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@DMOZ_Volunteer03/20/1997 17:06Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.