The music director calling an emergency meeting to discuss whether using downloaded digital music files from a computer is a spiritual violation of copyright rules.
Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2002 “Text Message Prayers, DVD Upgrades & Khaki Directones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Laughing is as laughing does.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
We are many. We are laughing.