I’m “phasing” out my old hobbies.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!