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2023 Classic: The “Missing” F-35

Why was the 2023 “Lost Plane” incident a PR nightmare? Because the Air Force had to ask the public on Twitter if anyone had seen their $100 million stealth jet after the pilot ejected—making the world’s most advanced fighter the ultimate winner of the “Hide and Seek” championship.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@South_Park_Cartman02/11/1997 23:34Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Web_Master_Flex06/07/2002 23:38I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Men_In_Black_K05/26/1995 00:29We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Sum41_Skater07/08/2007 21:22In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Brick_Tamland_L08/22/1997 11:45I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Distracted_Boy12/07/2003 04:02Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club03/30/2012 02:57All the search engines agree: this is funny.

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