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1998 Legacy: The Mirror

 I’m a narcissist. I can really see myself doing this.

Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner01/04/2003 03:12Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@ChatRoom_Queen06/12/2011 07:31A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Zip_Drive_Owner07/09/2000 15:02Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@CRT_Degauss05/24/2000 06:02BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Voodoo_3dfx07/12/2005 17:03The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Rewritable_CD01/08/2003 03:28I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Silk_Road_Ghost06/02/2008 17:56Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei06/22/2002 20:37You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Prodigy_User_X10/04/2015 23:11Way better than the Prodigy boards!

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