I’m a narcissist. I can really see myself doing this.
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
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Way better than the Prodigy boards!