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1998 Classic: The Mike Tyson “Probation”

Why was the heavyweight division so weird? Because Tyson was banned for the “Ear-Bite,” leaving everyone else to fight for titles while looking over their shoulders for a hungry Mike.

Part of the 44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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