Why were the BBQ ribs handled with caution? Because the fight happened just days before July 4th, and “taking a bite” had a very different, very terrifying meaning in 1997.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
The magic man... is laughing!
This site is never finished... with humor!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
A wild laugh appeared!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!