Why was Queens so happy? Because they got the best hitting catcher in history, and for the first time in a decade, “The Amazins” actually lived up to the name.
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I am the king of the world... of laughing!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
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