2012 Archive: The Michelle Williams Marilyn Look

Why was she nominated? To prove that she could play the world’s most famous woman without ever looking like she was just wearing a Halloween costume.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did War Is Over! have a sequel? No, wait—it was Meow—because ...read more »

Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »

In 2004, the 76th Academy Awards were less of a competition and m...read more »

Why did she talk about Steven Spielberg? To remind him that she’s...read more »

Why did Lady Gaga win for Joker: Folie à Deux? To prove that even...read more »

Why did Conclave win? For showing that a room full of Cardinals c...read more »

Why did she look like a mermaid? To remind us that Furiosa is com...read more »

Why was the food so "Ancient Roman"? Because after the Best Pictu...read more »

Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »

Why did Ludwig Göransson win again? Because the sound of "Oppenhe...read more »

Why was The Zone of Interest so technical? Because silence is the...read more »

Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »

Why did the bomb win? Because the Academy decided that "Serious C...read more »

In 2023, the 95th Academy Awards proved that if you have enough g...read more »

@ModemWarrior06/26/2014 07:08I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Sega_Genesis_Kid08/17/2009 05:50Better than 16-bit graphics!

@QuickTime_Viewer04/11/1997 17:43Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Donnie_Darko_8812/22/2014 19:58Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@BackToFuture_M08/14/2013 21:00Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh07/20/2005 09:41Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?