Why was it so short? Because when you’re a legend, you don’t need a Teleprompter, you just need a standing ovation.
Part of the 31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Classic: The Pedro Pascal Appearance
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2025 Legacy: The Best Original Screenplay
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2024 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Poor Things sweep the visuals? Because the world looked l...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Barbie" Snub Jokes
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2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
Why did Lady Gaga win for Joker: Folie à Deux? To prove that even...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Boy and the Heron win? Because Hayao Miyazaki is a wi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Oscars Vibe
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2025 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Bassett (Wait, she got it already)
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40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did Conclave win? For showing that a room full of Cardinals c...read more »
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In 2018, the 90th Academy Awards celebrated nearly a century of c...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Film Editing
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oops, I laughed again!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.