1999 Classic: The Michael Johnson 400m Record

Why was 43.18 so scary? Because Johnson ran a lap of the track faster than most people can run to their mailbox.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@GameBoy_Color05/19/2011 07:53Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Britney_Spears_Fan06/15/1995 21:21Oops, I laughed again!

@Voodoo_3dfx10/30/1999 07:39The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Big_Snatch_Boris08/31/2003 21:50Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Napoleon_Dyna05/16/2005 09:50Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Lag_Victim_0106/26/2014 01:21I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Trogdor_Burn06/11/2009 22:13Burninating the countryside with laughter!