2009 Vintage: The Michael Jackson

I’m “thrilled” to be here, but it’s a “smooth criminal” way to end the decade.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

2004 wasn't just a year; it was a cultural pivot point. While we ...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

@Unix_Wizard05/11/2014 14:45sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Zip_Drive_Owner09/06/2002 03:23Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@CatDog_Alone11/09/2006 23:16One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Rocket_Power_9908/10/2011 07:07We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Digimon_Tamer12/20/2015 14:51My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Distracted_Boy10/09/2011 18:46Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Evil_Kermit_M10/07/2009 11:57Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.