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2013 Classic: The Michael Douglas Speech

Why were his jokes about Matt Damon a hit? Because Candelabra is the only film where two of cinema’s toughest guys fought over who had more glitter.

Part of the 38 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Breaking Bad’s Coronation, The Newsroom Shock & The Candelabra Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Captain_Obvious03/25/1998 18:40This is a comment on a funny joke.
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