I’m “hardened” by the grind.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oops, I laughed again!
There is a joke in my boot!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
This is the future of humor!