I’m “selecting” my starter Pokemon… again.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
But you have heard of this joke!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Press the button for more humor!
Problem? No, just laughs!