Everyone is wearing wrap-around sunglasses and black suits, looking like secret agents when they’re actually just going to the mall for a pretzel.
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
What is this? A joke for ants?
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.