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1997 Archive: The Men in Black Look

 Everyone is wearing wrap-around sunglasses and black suits, looking like secret agents when they’re actually just going to the mall for a pretzel.

Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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