2021 Legacy: The Memory

“Doctor, I forgot what ‘Normal’ feels like.” “Me too. Let’s just call this ‘Version 2.0’ and move on.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.104/23/1996 11:06Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Web_Master_Flex09/18/1998 23:40I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes04/08/2000 19:02Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Orange_Mocha_F02/13/2014 08:05Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Not_Bad_Obama06/05/2009 05:41Not bad. Not bad at all.