2011 Classic: The Memory

“Doctor, I forgot my Apple ID.” “That’s the modern version of ‘losing your soul’. I can’t help you with that.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

@Antivirus_Pro08/28/2011 01:57No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Daria_Morg04/02/1997 18:14My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan02/09/2002 11:32Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Ninja_Turtle_R01/20/2001 13:27Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Shagadelic_9708/24/1996 06:31This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H11/24/2012 21:58Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Challenge_Acc10/07/2014 17:28Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!