Why was the 100m record broken? Because Greene was running so fast his tongue was hanging out, making him the fastest man of the millennium.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!