Why was the host acting weird? Because he just saw The Matrix and spent the whole party trying to dodge fireworks in slow motion while wearing a black trench coat in 90-degree heat.
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Super green! Hilarious!
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Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
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Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
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