1999 Classic: The Matrix

I tried to tell a joke about the Matrix, but I realized there is no spoon-feeding the punchline.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

@Myspace_Tom04/22/2014 14:52I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter05/26/2000 21:08My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@XFiles_Spooky_M09/06/1997 09:39Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@SpiderMan_Peter05/23/2008 02:48My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/05/1995 00:02The Dude abides... this joke.

@Walter_Sobchak08/13/2011 16:18Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Zoolander_Mug05/21/2013 02:09I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Double_Rainbow_G08/15/2014 16:28What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Me_Gusta_Face08/19/1997 15:58Me Gusta this joke. Very much.