Why was the pitcher crying? Because “Big Mac” hit 70 homers in a season, and we all pretended it was just because he ate his spinach.
Part of the 44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A guy and his wife are...
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2025 Vintage: The Giannis "Legacy" Season
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2025 Archive: The UFC "Conor" Return?
Why was the 2025 poster still "TBA"? Because we’ve been waiting f...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "A-Rod" Timberwolves Saga
Why was the ownership still a mess? Because Alex Rodriguez and th...read more »
The Billiards Break
A cue for some classic table-top humor.I told my wife I was going...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 2019, the scriptwriters for global sports went into overdrive....read more »
2025 Vintage: The Women’s Champions League Growth
Why was the final sold out? Because the level of play was so high...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The "Tush Push" Ban?
Why was the play finally gone? Because the NFL decided that "lega...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
In 2001, sports became a symbol of resilience and jaw-dropping re...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka "Major" Count
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 New Year's Eve
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
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