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2016 Vintage: The Magnificent Seven Remake

Why the hats? For a movie that proved that even with Denzel and Chris Pratt, some classics are just meant to be left alone in the desert.

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Gladiator II (Late Run)
Why the sharks? For a movie that proved Paul Mescal can look grea...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
Why the gamer? For a movie that spent two hours reminding us that...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw Muscles
Why Zac Efron? For a movie where the actors had so much muscle an...read more »
2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Crossover"? Because it was the year of the "Event Movie"...read more »
2024 Archive: The Civil War Photography
Why the silence? For a movie that suggested that if America colla...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Godzilla x Kong Pink
Why the evolution? For a movie where the monsters decided to team...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »

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2024 Legacy: The Longlegs "Hail Satan"
Why Nicolas Cage? For a performance so weird and high-pitched tha...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Creator Visuals
Why the budget? For a sci-fi movie that looked like it cost $300 ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Minecraft Movie Square-off
Why does everything look like a block? For a movie that proved th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Twisters "Feel It"
Why Glen Powell? For proving that he is the only man in Hollywood...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro08/17/2004 17:29Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan05/21/2005 13:10I am crying... with laughter!
@Eminem_Fan_0012/29/2008 10:11Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Dr_Evil_Pinky12/13/2013 17:51One billion... laughs!
@IMVU_Chatter06/23/2013 08:263D laughs are the best!

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