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2013 Vintage: The Mad Men Decline

Why 0 wins from 12 nominations? Because Don Draper started drinking so much that even the Academy got worried about his liver.

Part of the 38 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Breaking Bad’s Coronation, The Newsroom Shock & The Candelabra Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor09/24/1995 17:44You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
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