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2022 Vintage: The Lizzo “About Damn Time”

 Why did the traveler feel so confident? Because he was “way too glossy” for the economy cabin and he knew it.

Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2022 “Everything Everywhere & Revenge Travel” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Player_Fan03/11/2002 12:37Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Pikachu_Fan_8802/28/2008 23:09Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Bam_Margera_Fan09/12/2010 22:45Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Tagged_Network08/15/2013 16:12You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Challenge_Acc04/18/2012 09:22Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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