2024 Legacy: The Little Sun

Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

They don’t have the guts.read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Sofishticated.read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

It was two tired.read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor12/11/2004 12:28You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/08/2008 05:41I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance10/19/2007 00:24Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Noob_Slayer_X11/08/2009 14:14Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Railgun_Sniper12/21/1996 20:57I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Rage_Comic_Fan09/06/2003 01:48FFFFFUUUUU-nny!