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2012 Classic: The Lion

 I’m “pride-ful” of my survival gear.

Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Sysop05/11/1998 13:33Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Encarta_Explorer09/15/2006 13:51I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Forrest_Gump_Running03/18/2009 16:31Laughing is as laughing does.
@Donny_V_ShutUp06/05/1998 23:32Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Sum41_Skater01/04/1996 09:55In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@ODP_Editor_9903/31/2000 19:12Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Trogdor_Burn01/28/2002 11:17Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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