2007 Classic: The Lion

I’m “pride-ful” of my tech specs.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

@Quake_Fragger07/22/1997 09:45M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Futurama_Bender12/29/2004 10:00Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan02/21/2000 22:59Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Total_Recall_Fan03/01/1998 02:29Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F07/15/2011 14:39The future is laughing at us.

@Clans_Leader_9903/13/2015 01:17Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!