Why did Dave bring a dog on stage? To show that even in a room full of A-listers, a golden retriever still has a better “Likeability” rating than a studio executive.
Part of the 31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Archive: The Best Film Editing
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2025 Vintage: The Ridley Scott Win
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2025 Legacy: The Best Documentary Short
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2025 Classic: The "Emilia Pérez" Triple Win
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42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018 “Shape of Water, Fish Love & The Jet Ski Prize” Edition
In 2018, the 90th Academy Awards celebrated nearly a century of c...read more »
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Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Oscars Vibe
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In 1998, the 70th Academy Awards weren't just an awards show; the...read more »
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Why was his win so iconic? Because he went from the "bad boy" of ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wicked" Visuals
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Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
It really whips the llama's ass!
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Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.