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2014 Archive: The Legend of Hercules’ Abs

 Why was Kellan Lutz nominated? Because his performance was 90% flexing and 10% trying to remember his lines through all that baby oil.

Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Saving Christmas, Dinosaurs & Cameron’s Double” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
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2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
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2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
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35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition
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2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
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2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
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2025 Archive: Worst Director
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2023 Classic: The Exorcist
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9806/08/2001 23:49Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Lara_Croft_9609/07/1995 06:44Found a real treasure with this one.
@Blockbuster_Refugee08/13/1995 20:24Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@SpiceGirls_Fan01/30/1995 22:41Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Toy_Story_Buzz05/11/2013 11:20To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Malware_Hunter06/05/2015 22:16Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Talladega_N_R02/27/1998 03:07If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@GL_HF_Runner05/12/2006 13:16Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Last_Commenter12/22/2007 08:34Saving the best laugh for last!

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