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2018 Vintage: The Launch of the “Boring Company” Flamethrower

 Why did it sell out? Because 20,000 people decided that $500 was a fair price for a propane torch that looked like a space gun.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2018 “Snap & Scroll” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original10/31/2000 04:03Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl09/23/2009 01:14Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Eminem_Fan_0001/07/2010 23:23Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@BitTorrent_0111/21/2000 18:10Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Korn_Follower02/05/2002 02:18Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Wayne_World_Ex02/08/2009 15:58Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr12/25/1999 07:57The magic man... is laughing!
@Under_Const_Gif02/23/2005 00:47This site is never finished... with humor!
@Slashdot_Effect06/08/2000 04:43We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

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