2023 Vintage: The Last Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because the chicken was an “AI-generated deepfake” and he wanted to sue the creator.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Quake_Fragger03/27/2010 23:38M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Lycos_Dog02/16/2005 07:02Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Vaporwave_Original01/18/2005 18:26Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@OfficeWorker_9909/19/1995 16:02I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@QuickTime_Viewer01/11/1999 21:07Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli01/31/2009 19:28That still only counts as one laugh!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/25/2005 13:40The Dude abides... this joke.