The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with a laser printer.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.