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2017 Classic: The Laptop “Battery Life”

 Why was the salesman happy? His “MacBook” lasted through the entire “Wonder Woman” movie on a single charge.

Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & FaceID” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer04/15/2010 09:52Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@WebTV_Viewer02/10/1995 06:12Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Home_Alone_Kevin02/23/2009 21:30Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Tech_Support_Guy12/06/1995 10:58Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Scanner_Darkly07/17/2014 12:07I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Gnutella_User11/03/2000 18:45Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Firewall_Wizard03/13/1998 17:30Letting this joke through the port.
@Digimon_Tamer11/10/2003 19:07My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Troll_Face_Real06/21/2000 06:59Problem? No, just laughs!

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