2000 Legacy: The Laptop

I’m a mobile worker. I’ve got everything on my lap.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "hooked" on the new reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

@MIRC_Operator11/15/2008 21:40/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@X-Gen_Mark03/21/2012 04:35This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Retro_Gamer_Girl05/08/2009 03:50Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Clueless_Dionne12/07/2009 23:38Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu07/16/2013 13:38Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Uncle_Rico_9807/03/2004 02:52I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Get_Flash_Player02/10/1995 19:04Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!